The Beast Zero Energy Drink Review

The beast. It's that name for something when you don't quite know what it is. The name conjures up thoughts of fear, monstrosities, and endless rage. Perfect for an energy drink. I found the Beast Zero while partying it up in Atlanta not too long ago. Dying in the summer heat and humidity of Atlanta, I reached for this new energy drink eagerly. My inner beast was forcing me to grab the drink it was as I was possessed by some unknown force, an inner voice speaking to me to grab the 8 oz. black and red can and to let my true self come forth. With such a coveted can, I was sure that the drink would allow my inner energy to flourish!

The Beast Zero is a very pale yellow-orange in color like mixing Kabbalah with Von Dutch. Upon hitting my tongue, I was overwhelmed with tastes of super bitterness and almost no sweetness to speak of. A very sour taste hit my tongue and enraged me almost singlehandedly driving my beast from me. There was almost no sweetness to sooth my civilized self which prevented my beast from being unleashed. And that is a lucky thing, you should fear the Taurine Beast! So all in all this was not a very flavorful drink and was like a watered down Red Bull clone.

There are not too many ingredients in here to bring out your beast of energy and I really didn't get too much buzz from drinking this. After drinking it, I had to supplement my energy with that old Atlanta stand-by, Coke (which is everywhere down there). The Beast Zero has taurine, glucuronolactone, acesulfame K, caffeine, inositol, and B Vitamins. Don't get your beast too worked up with thoughts of Beast Zero, you'll only let you inner energy be disappointed. A great name that reminds of Monster but doesn't even come close with the product.